Ah-Yul Blogspot; Serial Confessionist

for a start, i failed my promise of blogging continuously thanks to my fetish to fuck evry nite. yaya, huever believe dis is damn right stupid. I'm not sme cheapo slut myself to go ard fucking ppl and get AIDS.. haha.. anyway, i'm going organic dis few days to curb e side effect of having to bear wif fugly pimples and oily skin. IN CASE SOME OF YOU DUN NOE, i'm keeping a harsh diet of mking my body toned. haha.. my arms is already ohhsoo-freaking-sexy but i hve a problem wif my shoulder blade muscles. its kinda SMALL!

n people like me, find it a chore to cme out of the house without covering all those nfty little red spots, dots, titks wadever! its soo freakily destroy my once-evergreen- and flawless complexion. GOD must have sth against me. GOD i love u alot, soo please do love me and return my skin as per normal. but i love the tan i have now, i duwan tht used-to-have-eons-ago-chinese-skin. Nomore mistaken racial identity please.

anyway, i've been keeping a whole record of warning letters, and to ppl hu dunnoe wad warning letters is, its sme sort of note sent to ur mailbox if u happen to shit on the wrong toilet cubicle.. NOT, its sme stupid letter to tel ur parents how bad u r in school. actually, i'm not wholely to b blamed for not attending class. F.Y.I, my mom doesnt really wake me up properly/on time.. i always had to use MY money to rush and tke freaking cab to school. waste of money ok!

and oh ya, i'm gonna fail most of my subs.. lol! NOT!, mainly pathetic brain-juice-squeezing-subs a.k.a CMATHS, WATER TECH(its easy but i cant b botherd), and OOPG! to hell wif java, i'm more into design part, not programming LAME programs.

anyway, i also diss act-bitchy-hi-class-girls, haiyo! dis is SINGAPORE, hi-class people hardly exist unless u stay in a chic and posh condominium along prestigious estates, or perhaps own a gleaming conver, u have "names" all over ur clothing and u dun go to PUBLIC SCHOOL!.. gosh! dats like 1/countless number of people. rare species. however, S'pore do have e contraband goods, hu erm.. ya, practically act as one, but is the other way round. muahaha! someone, stop me from being such a saddist.

oooh!!! february is cming!!! and erm.. so is e yusof ishak's again! i wanna go shopping, anyone wanna pei me go out?
i wanna go gt sme tanks, perhaps a few NOT-SO-LOW V necks, colorful socks, new sneaks, nice smelling conventional body deodarant. (i dun wanna use expensive cologne to evryday life such as school, such a show off).. erm.. not citrussy smell or musky ones.. i wanna have those unique metrosex smell.. elegant and bright! muahaha!

anyway, ever heard of PUKI TIANG KITA? (PTK)
we're back open.. lol! anyway..lots hugs and wonderful kisses from e ever so yours truly to those born n January..
Judy | Ira | Intan

if u guys wanna see my new pics, its mainly in other ppl's digicams or find it on my msn dp or frenster profile. i find it so mah fan to put it up here on blogger as i like to host it on photobucket thus e long process.. not now.. mayb next time kaes

HE'S STILL HOT, YEA.. HOT

Saturday, January 20, 2007

end e days of smelly school children 11:18 PM

emphasizing on the word children, they really ar.
not to say i wa sin their shoes last time, when i was their age,i dun seem to look stuck up. i was still quiet and look at e diploma schls like, erm. school.

not to mention. these group of ppl is way too stinky. grr.. i need to spra deodarant all over, bt sadly i nvr bring it to school. skipping lessons is a must to stay alive in the 3 days. myuahahaha!
well.. they look stupid trying to act kool. serysly man..

anyway, was and will be busy with skool stuff till end of dis week. hmm 3 interface to do. haiz..

den erm, e good news is that,
I GOT ONLY 2 EXAMS TO SIT FOR THIS TERM

isnt tht great?
well the rest are all up to my portfolios and presentations. hahaha... soo haiz.. nvm la ehx..

im hving plans to go shopping this feb. anyoine cres to join me?
nice nike singlet/tank.. greem color hor.. and i soo need a new hair dryer.. mine went busted.. haiz... erm, hair tretment,
coz i dun hve hair liao lo.

my hair is all dead. meaning, easily plucked, doesnt shines like real hair does.

and oohh.. im soo dead. my portfoilios is not dne up yet. on top of dat, im hving personal assignments (hopefully paid), haiz.. when it all be over???

and my journey for bike license is going smoothly.

muahahah!

Labels: stinky children

Monday, January 15, 2007

a women's lover 3:47 PM

A Women's Lover by AyuL Irwansyah

I found what i was searching for
a love so strong for my life
What more can i ask but her
that i need in my life

I don't wish to promise her
happiness by my side
Let her feel it herself
how crazy im in love with her

I'm truly a women's lover
but i aint a promiscuous boy
that loves other girls
I only love her

I'm truly a women's lover
so soft and pure as her
this moment i end it all
the search in my life
my love is for
and all i need is her

haiz..
I'M STILL SINGLE

nahx.. i dun seek love anyway. sick of it. what i need for life now is FREE TIME for me to enjoy my life. I have frens hu i adore and tht means alot to me already; a family QUITE understandable and my evil twin hu well, at times speak good to me. haha.. its a time for a change. a time to be back to wad i am. a time to protect myself from being manipulated by the evil of mankind. hahah! what crap am i talking about???

well..
i want to have my bike soon.. well..
i love my bike more than ath else in the world..
LOVE many many..

Labels: irwansyah

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

mamameyo! 10:29 PM

dunno wad the title is about tho.
wad happened yest at work? hmm.. those stupid equipment maintainence la.. very boring at ferst. But over at Suntec Mall outlet for Maintaining Ice Machine is super ool wif one of the HQ ppl, Yolande. muhahahaha!! *scrub scrub*

den, miting Intz, Shimmy, Hadi, Triani, Apit and gang.. over at Bugis for dinner and lepaks. Coincidentaly, met Yolande at Taxi stand and she offered to drop me off dere as her taxi will pass Bugis. FREE RIDE SIA!!! and i barely noe her. lol! talked about marketing stuff in taxi. wow!

over at bugis, mit dem, den off to Gas Haus to slack for awhile and a bucket of San Miguel. hmm.. 12am+++ den go hme. got bus 80 bck to SK, wif e whole gang, northern ppl wanna go Jln Kayu bfre tking taxi hme. Me? once i reach SK, withdrw money, tke cab home.. Neh Neh POK! always money sia!!!

today, supposed to wke up at 6.15AM.. but noon e wake me up thus i l8 for school! heck it man! WARNING LETTERS!! come to me!!

next up.. hmm.. skool is kool.. YAH RITE!
off to mitbestie n mummy to chill out awhile b4 going hme.. n here i am surfing the net for porn, NOT!.. lol! pervs! searchig for nice bikes.. and i gt to noe, Yamaha X-1 has a limited edition one!!! it looks soo dashing a purple wif its Black sprayed over velvety purple colour. minus e fact its LIMITED EDITION, its superly have this aura of Mystique. wanna get the pic? MSN me aite.. i lazy to post pics up coz it will mke me e hassle of Photoshopping, Photobucket-ing.. bloggers should noe wad i mean.

waaaahhh!!! i soo wanna have a bike soon la!
Bike prac tml morning.. muahahaha! n wait ar.. i got a question for my readers..

Should i go for dikir practise for TP Open Hse next thurs?
(i have a feeling i wanna go, but its been mths since i've been dikir-ing)

PST WOOTS!

Labels: its jus rubbish

Monday, January 08, 2007

the boredom.. post-holiday swings 3:13 PM

heres me again ranting about the boredom of having to attend school and moreover, my bike pracs are soo far off! how i wish i can have a slot everyday. School's a drag la! bike practical is on wednesday morning! gosh! 10.20am. Ends at 12 noon, and schoool starts at 4pm. 12- 4? most prob i'll be in my school's Foodcourt to chill out with ma fwens.

post-holiday mood swings in and out. there's a part of me who feels like schooling and studying, but there's also e rebelious me. god! how smetimes i wish i'm just ONE person. Scientifically proven that AyuL Andika has split personalities.
1 side of him potrays good and kind angel who loves e love.huh?
and another side of him potrays e beast who just feel like killing everyone in his path. ouh, did i mention before, i hate it when someone or something who just loves to block my way or walking soo-the-turtle-slow.

i feel like posting a new bill to the gah-men, since they like to control us like robots, why not have a dual-carriageway foot path? 1 side for people who travel 1cm/hr while the other 1cm/0.5s.

in a less confusing way, ah peks and ah mahs, slow ppl.. me = fast people. moreover, my legs are LLLLLOOOOOOOONNNNNGGGG! i walk like metres per minute la.

ouh, my fringe is starting to irritate my eye. cos it ends at the eye level. my hair extension loves to hide bhind my natural hair and erm, after e hair cut. my hair looks str8er den usual. wtf? i loike it tho.

i wanna go kill my OOPG lecturer now. for those who dunno wad OOPG is, its sme dumb JAVA subject whre ppl like us are FORCED to learn it. i got 10.5/50.. lol! and she keeps on yada yada! knn! get a life, i dun choose to learn ur JAVA, we HAVE NO CHOICE. i am a web designer, not some programmer. argh!!!

dis lesson is a bore, thus dats y i'm blogging. get it? lol! school.. no comments. work? erm.. no comments tho. home? o.o...

will be wroking later at 6pm!!!!-10pm!!! god!!!
and guess wad, my worst nightmare had just arrived.
A BIG PIMPLE ON MY NOSE!!!

Labels: boredom

re-launch.. yet again 2:44 AM

yesh! new blogskin, lol!
basically, its nuting much rather den a new skin apart from tht starbucks one. anyway, this skin is super simple, inspire by just being simple. was going around blog hopping, gaining ideas but most of dem are jus simple ammatueurish photoshopped. ggrrr.. n color schemes are soo out, graphic n color balance are soo striking, thus i decide to make mine simple as possible.

bck to my daily ranting. i promis from dis day onwards, im gonna blog more rather den watch porn (oops =X). jk! eeeee! perverts! anyway, was away since 1030pm on saturday nite to have a slumber party at Mummy's place. watch movies etc. haha.. ferst, of coz mit my one and only good fren or should i say the best of the best, arif pisang. hahaha! mit at coffee shop. was eating my fish n chips which taste heavenly but cost a bomb in my wallet $5.50. lol! treat rif to drinks since he duwan eat.

arnd 10.50pm mit ayeb, bt before dat buy ciggs n etc. met fizah at void deck, crying coz of mutha fucker! FAIZAL ANAK SUNDAL IS A MUTHA FUCKER! tell u sth!!! e whole family HATES you, so gt a life.
1. ure nt handsme
2. ure fat!
3. act arrogant
4. matrep SESAT
5. NO STYLE
6. aint romantic
..... and the list goes on..

k.. fuck wif him!
spent the nite watching movies.. muahahah! love it man.. oh before dat i bought the fam goes n junk food! its once in a while i pay for dem. man.. $25.05 ($5 frm ayeb), and we hve lotsa food la. including breakfast! movie marathon was great. minus e parts whre we made music clips again. homemade sia. haha.. crazee me put on sme tank top which is soo tight n skirt! knn! i wonder how girls whre skirts!! it feels asif i wear nth! hahaa!

movie was great, smoking like sme broken or rosak chimney.. ashtray was soo full! n noone bother to chnge it. hahaha!! knn!

niwae, mornin, ri disappear, he went hme.. without telling US!!! knn! lol! soo faizal made a rand entry again by SMS-ing fizah, n now involve me n ayeb! i was soo pissed dat i felt like throwing my weak mask away! feel like unleashing dat wadever thing inside me. but wasnt dat strong yet. ggrggrgrrrr!!! i soo neeed to release dat pulsating beast inside me n feed on his soul and blood!!! gggrgrrr!!!

anyway, went to search for a salon after we left mummy's place at 7.45pm.
speant a total of $40 on hair today.
$30 at Mystique Salon for student cut/wash/extension ( i have copper streak!!!)
$10 at Watson's for a hair dye..

now my hair is brownish with that copper streak at my fringe, i feel soo unique!!!
and Aisya TMON!!! wads wif u screaming METROSEXUAL!!!
LOL! BIATCH! =x
hahaha! its ok la.. minus e fact i spend $50+ on hair str8ner few wks back.. hehehehe..

niwae, cant blog much.. need go slp slp...

Labels: slumber party

Friday, January 05, 2007

the return of ah-yul.blogdspot 3:58 AM

god!!!
i realise i din even blog about 07 countdown!!!
AM I DUMB OR WHAT!!!
I'VE NOT BEEN POSTING ENTRIES.. I'M A BAD BLOGGER!!!
ANYWAYS!!! POSTS WILL BE UP FROM NEXT WEEK ONWARD, N SINCE ITS E NEW YEAR
N IM NO LONGER OBSESSED WIF STARBUCKS RELATED MERCHANDISES(I THINK)

I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE/PROPOSE THAT THERE WILL BE A NEW

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